Ministry Of Meat Springs To Life

We've been into meat for quite a few years. We raise animals, we butcher them, we cut them up and cook them, we talk about them. We're finally jumping into the online meat party to join all the meat lovers who are having way too much fun. Rather than make a mission statement right now, I will let the posts reveal the theme of the Ministry of Meat. If you're wondering about the name, whether it signifies a religious angle or maybe a department in government, you're right. We are reverent when it comes to killing and butchering animals. If you've ever slit a throat or put a cap in a beast's head, it makes you want to bow and give thanks to Creator for your own life. We also like to imagine ourselves as agents of the ersatz Ministry of Meat, one of those officially non-existent entities paid by funds from offshore bank accounts. We're Blues Brothers meets Foxfire. We're 21st century knucklehead backwoods hipsters with guns n' knives. We're here to offer our slice of the world, riding on a magic carpet of thinly pounded bison flank steak.